Friday, May 19, 2006

Another great link

I have been just posting links recently. Here is another good one.

http://www.temple.edu/news_media/ShahrzadMissaghi.html

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Bahai

http://bahai-library.com/?file=abdulbaha_tablet_persia_1923

Monday, May 08, 2006

Eye exercises
http://lava.nationalgeographic.com/cgi-bin/pod/PhotoOfTheDay.cgi?day=27&month=1&year=03

Different burqa styles.
http://lava.nationalgeographic.com/cgi-bin/pod/PhotoOfTheDay.cgi?day=23&month=10&year=01

http://lava.nationalgeographic.com/cgi-bin/pod/PhotoOfTheDay.cgi?day=14&month=10&year=01

http://lava.nationalgeographic.com/cgi-bin/pod/PhotoOfTheDay.cgi?day=03&month=11&year=01

http://lava.nationalgeographic.com/cgi-bin/pod/PhotoOfTheDay.cgi?day=29&month=7&year=01

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Intelligent Discussion

Every once in awhile I take time out of my busy schedule to answer my millions of fanmail pouring each day into this site. Unfortunately I can only answer so much. But being the humble human being that I am, I take it upon myself to educate the ignorant masses with my consummate knowledge and all-encompassing wisdom. I have a PHD in Pseudoscience and am doint leading research at the Institute of Inexact Sciences. If you have interests in time travel, magic carpets, and lightsaber therapy please contact.

Here is a question from an anonymous sender named Jon
"I didn't know that being bald was a physical disability."

My response:
I first want to congratulate you on realizing that my intellect is greater than yours. Let us proceed.Yes I know its quite a shock. But the leading epidemic is not obesity baldness, or prejudice. Its hair loss.Hair is your heads first defense from the sun. Hair also can protect you from the winter cold. Without hair women wouldnt bea able to swing their hair and use cool shampoo. Most intelligent people know that to be physically able is to grow. Once you stop growing you become physicallly disabled. (baldness=no hair growth) Most people become physically disabled once they reach adulthood. This also subtly explains why Asian people are short. Its a trade off. Less body size growth for longer lasting hair growth. Most asians dont become as bald as soon as Europeans. But Europeans become bald faster but grow generally bigger bodiesm often with more hair on their bodies but less on their head. All the hair growth powers for asians are concentrated on the head. Its all simple science.Unfortunately unscrupulous scientists have taken advantage of this biological awesomeness by forcing people to be exposed to static electicity. Static electricity stops hair growth by extending the hair, tricking the nerve endings in your brain into thinking the hair has reached its lifetime growth capacity causing baldness/loss of growth. Hence the word static in static electricity.